y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other
I feel that I really would like to just cut all ties with m*m but that would severely affect the amount of time I could spend with my dad and brother and i love spending time with them. Also my dad is still so ridiculously hung up on her even tho she’s literally only brought misery the past 10 years
my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can’t fix
while we are on the topic of unfortunate denglish marketing: my citys train station has a free parking offer for 20 minutes - you know, enough time to drop someone off, say goodbyes, hugs and kisses, then awkwardly half-running through the crowds to catch your train. bestie. you wont believe what they call it.
do not leave me in suspense?? am i actually supposed to guess– wait…it’s not…
die fast ??
they COULDN’T–
OH DONT MIND IF I -
wait WHAT
YOU HEARD EM WE GOT 20 MINUTES
*starts frantically taking off my clothes* as an american i had no idea this was how you used public transport but okay you seem to know what you’re doin’
